Man looking down a cliff
Kicking “Back”
Today I kicked a bouncing ball into a crowd, it didn’t hit anyone 
. Then I slipped back on a hula hoop awkwardly, now I have a bruise on my forearm.
Blonde Suicide
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Fallen Blonde
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
New Words
Today me and my friend made our own word called shugm the definition is (nothing) and everything except itself, we made rules for it then three minutes later forgot the name, it was very effective. TIWWAS.
