Man looking down a cliff
Blonde Suicide
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Fallen Blonde
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Blonde Drivers License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?
A: Because she got an F for sex.
Phone Call Gone Wrong
Today I was on the phone with my boyfriend and really needed to poop, badly. He was in the middle of telling a story and I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. When I was almost done with my poop he went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. TIWWAS
